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I have my own company and work from home . However, I decided it was time for me to cost life insurance and get myself a quote. It is something I have kept putting off .But I really need to get sorted and cost life insurance today or never. If I don't I will never get around to it and just keep putting it off.

I typed into the search browser cost life insurance. It came up with lots of companies and compare websites. I chose one of the compare websites I figured it was the easiest and quickest way to cost life insurance.

I found a company that offered me a preferential rate.I filled in the online form and gave my card details and it was as easy as ABC. I was set up with life insurance and could now go play golf for the rest of the afternoon.

Or so I thought. There was a knock at the door. It was Guy my neighbour.

'Mate ,you need to come quick, it's my wife she's having it, she's on the living room floor I don't know what to do'

He was clearly panicking. I knew his wife was about ready for giving birth ,but on the living room floor?

'Come on then, have you called the ambulance, anyone'

As we dashed around to his house he told me he'd called the ambulance and his mother in law.

Jan was squirming and screaming on the floor.

'Bloody hell' she screamed

I told Jack to put the kettle on

'What for'

'Just do it, they always need hot water, don't ask'

I didn't know why they needed hot water either but I'd seen it in the movies.

'You'reOK Jan love, you're OK Jacks putting the kettle on. The ambulance is on its way and so is your mum.

'So is the bloody baby !' with that she let out a curdling scream.

'Shit Jack its coming, get in here'

'Jack you need to catch its head '

Without any co-ordinated facilitator help, a little baby cried its way into the living room. Jack picked it up gently with the cord still attached and laid it on Jan's Chest.

'Jan we have a little girl'

'Oh god thank god its over ,is she OK?'

'She seems just fine darling well done'

'We'll need a new carpet now' Jan mused as she fell asleep.

The doorbell rang and it was the ambulance.

They cut the cord and put mother and baby on a stretcher . After a couple of days in hospital They were back home and in good health. But what a day that was it beat any game of golf.